User:Kaimetsu

From Graal Bible

The Kai is just that kind of guy, y'know? The kind that'll punch you in the face for disrespecting his shoes, but then fly halfway across the world to save you from mutant maneating savages. It is not just because savages give good EXP; deep down, under all the layers of carefully-assembled evil, there is a spark of good in his heart. But he is very embarrassed about the whole thing, and would prefer if you didn't mention it.

Also, he is awesome at scripting. You can mention that part as much as you want.

Community

The Kai's role in the Graal community was that of a long-range cynic. He habitually stalked the Graal Communication Center in search of new prey, while doing everything he could to undermine the benevolent administration. At least, this was the role attributed to him by the current batch of supermods. He knew it was supposed to be derogatory, but he kind of liked it!

The Kai could regularly be seen arguing with people who didn't know any better. If you ever wanted somebody to tell you how stupid your religion is, he happily provided that service.

Development Areas

As mentioned above, the Kai exceled in the creation of GScript, but was generally too lazy to do anything about it. This was exacerbated by the fact that he lacked graphical skills. It is theorised that both sides of his brain fused pre-natally, forming some kind of super uberleft, but nobody would grant him the research funds to confirm this.

At times the Kai would be enthusing about some new idea for a playerworld. Do not be fooled! He never had any belief that he would actually make this into a real project, he just liked designing stuff. If you offered to work for him or, for some reason, told him to work for you, he would fix you with a glare. A glare that has killed stronger men than you. Just don't push it, okay?

Staff Positions

He has quite the history!

In the early days of his Graal career, he was loosely affiliated with both Faheria and Tempest of Time, but quickly jumped ship when he was invited to script for the NewWorld project. This was his gateway into the community, and what netted him a working forum account. He left after a while. He is kind of commitmentphobic.

Though initially reluctant, he spent a short time working on Graal2001 and even joined the way-too-inclusive club of one-time managers. Prestigious enough to warrant mention? It's dicey. Anyway, people kept abusing their power and editing his scripts, so he yelled at them all and went home.

For about two years he served as supermod for the Graal Communication Center, ruling over all its denizens with an awesome iron fist, but eventually resigned for reasons that were quickly censored. It is sufficient to say that he was tired of working with inadequate tools for inadequate employers - one of which ignored all of his input while the other reversed all of his decisions. Shortly after leaving, he was replaced by Moon Goddess and Spark911. C'est la vie.

He was at one time a member of the GST.

Kaimetsu Murder Mystery

Googi, irresponsibly wielding awesome knowledge and power, widely believed to have flown from the Lance of Archivist, accidently vanquished Kai from the Internet, resulting in the Kaimetsu Murder Mystery.