User:P2p Sir Link

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Kevin Azite, the semi-self-proclaimed Graalian semi-super-hero, has been a member of the Graal Online community for an extensive number of years, with his roots dating back to 2000.

Community

He is a known pest, more or less, on the Graal Communication Center, as well as the Classic server. He is an individual whom you either love or hate for is "zany antics" (a phrase which shall never be uttered hereon in the presence of the said individual), and his rebellious, headstrong attitude (once again, more or less). Or, alternatively, you could just not really care.

Staff Positions

• Sparitoria: Kevin's first official staff position on Graal. He quickly ascended the ranks from NAT, to NAT Captain, NAT Admin, Co-Manager, and finally Manager. The server was in most desperate need of help. Kevin was the current manager when the server had reached Hosted status. He silently and mysteriously slipped out of sight one day, but since became Manager of Spartoria once again. Nonetheless, Sparitoria was forever crippled by his first departure, in combination with Smirt (Staff Admin, one step ahead of Kevin) and NaS (The Co-Owner) leaving as well.

• Dark Nations: Kevin was the Co-Manager at the time of Dark Nations reaching the hosted tab (for the third time), while an inactive manager knew nothing of the server’s accomplishment. Things ran fairly smoothly, but then one day, after a feud with Lucavi (who rocks your socks, by the way), Kevin left Dark Nations for good to begin working on a server of his own, where he claimed the top dog position of Owner.

• Kalypso: Like most servers, this one had no definite goals or ideas to carry on. It was a foolish mistake on Mr. Azite’s part to ever get involved in purchasing the server, but he was, “so drunk that christmas night that I didn't care.‿ Kalypso, near the end of it's sixth month, was turned into a Classic revival, using the old levels pack, and slowly converting the levels to work with an NPC Server. But Björn came and forced them to delete the levels, or otherwise, Kalypso would be removed. Because the manager of Graal Classic complained that Kalypso is not allowed to use those levels. He later attempted working out the situation, but before any agreement could surface, Kalypso’s time had by then expired, and Kevin chose not to renew.

• Abyssal: Kevin's abandoned project, a server developing very slowly. He blames GraalOnline, feels it was sold to him in an unusable state, and continued to be in this predicament for two months, although only one of those two months was given back. It is currently awaiting the activation of GScript2, but as before, no response was recieved. It has 'lost' over three months of the six purchased, and the upper authorities refuse to give the time back. This is mostly because the server is actually quite usable and there was no promise of GScript2 made.

[Note from Kevin: If a server is usable, you can usually log on RC from point of purchase with the Admin-Playerworld account. Check with Raelyn/Spark to see if this truly made the server unusable.]

• Classic: Kevin's super-duper-ownage-talent made him the first non-GC LAT scripter to be hired post NPC-Server. He resigned from his position after a mere two weeks for unclear reasons, and currently runs around Classic informing all who get in his way (in addition to those who don’t) to "smd", and "stfu newb". Kevin served a second term, scripting under Massokre's reign of LAT Administrator. He since resigned that position. Kevin is now currently in his third term as LAT, working has a tiler with a few minor scripts on the side (Mainly, whenever a player needs help with some minor stuff).

Super-Heroism

From owning newbies and oldbies alike, to making grown men cry, Kevin Azite certainly has his share of extraordinary, and even more super, powers, which he uses for both good and bad (mostly bad, because he’s cool like that). Because of this, of course, he is definitely a super-hero. Or super-villain. Whatever. Shut up.

His most-definitely-awesome super-powers include, but are not limited to:

• the ability to own anyone who may try to take him down
• being a legendary member of the Azite family (and yes, this is, in itself, a super-power)
• the ability to kick ultra ass
• the ability to supremely own Master Storm, manager of Classic (but in ‘’no way’’ taking over his place over the server, keep that in mind!)
• the ability to have the motto, “Kevin4King‿ (yes, that’s a super-power)
• the ability to make his friends make mini-biographies for him
• the ability to pull off pranks of pure ownage on whomever he pleases (especially Sting Darkmane and his band of crazy vampires)

Note submitted from Kevin: Sting's mom is so dumb that she tried to return a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken.

Accounts

• yooooyyyoo: Kevin’s first account, created before the time of P2P. It was never upgraded, as the password was lost along with his AOL subscription.

• Mark Sir Link: His first P2P account, purchased 3 hours before p2p_Sir_Link. It no longer has any Gold status remaining, but it is used for the occasional prank.

• p2p_Sir_Link: Currently his primary account, used as a tool of prankdom on the Graal Communication Center, for whatever every eight hours is worth. Its Gold time expires soon and, perhaps as an attempt to circumvent his banned status, there is a link in Kevin's forum signature to assist him in re-upgrading.

• StingLovesKOK: Intended to be an account for the single purpose of PKing Sting Darkmane (account abspilsbury2), the current leader of the guild Ventrue. It quickly finds itself being jailed constantly, for one reason or another. It probably will be globally banned due to its inappropriate name.

• Dumbkid36: Another of Kevin’s trial accounts, also used for random pranking.

• Kevin_Azite: Another account Kevin would very much like to upgrade.

• MC_GUNNER: Kevin logs onto this account to games on everybody, every now and then, but normally he tries to keep himself and MC GUNNER seem as two seperate people.

The previous line can be proven false by IP checks and such.

Thanks go to Kevin's good friend Vincent Atari for putting this page together for him.